Saturday, February 28, 2009

...and a road that goes forever...




--from Chris Rea's "Texas," 1989

"Well I got a little brother
Several meters high
Yeah he's built just like a quarterback
And he swears he'll testify

Says he's been to Texas
And that's the only place to be

Big steaks, big cars,
no trouble here
That's the place for me

I'm going to Texas
I'm going to Texas
Watch me walking
Watch me walking"


UPDATE: Did you hear that Andy Richter and Conan are joining forces once again? Oh, and speaking of Conan, I'm flat-out begging you to click THIS. You will weep with laughter...

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Time travel @ your library!

Madison Junior High Punk Day, 1983!

Madison Middle School Reenactment, 2009!

Thanks to Julie Myers for sharing the photo at the top, and to Kathie Goldman Springfield for sharing it with the Madison gang...and for reenacting it with me. I giggled all day long.

Oh, and some things never change...check out the nasty old book drop. Still orange, still covered in groovy floral decals...but missing more laminate covering...and you should see the state of the remaining foam in the bin! (Shudder.)


Check out the fine print:

You officially have my permission to use the photo taken by me in the Madison Junior High library in 1983, showing Bret Shumacher and Karla Standley posing in sunglasses. I am thrilled to have it be a part of MJH history!

Sincerely,
Julie Myers

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Happy stuff...

One of our special students came into the library recently, and I noticed that one of our names is the same. I squealed that she must be my cousin, and she smiled from ear to ear. (She must have moved here after school started because she didn't look familiar and she didn't have a photo in her library profile.)

I told her to come on in my office so I could snap a nice, tight close-up of her face to go in our circulation software so that no one could ever accidentally check out a book on her account. After fetching the camera out of my desk drawer, it was my turn to grin from ear to ear. When I turned around, our New Favorite Student had assumed a pose for the camera that was rather unique.
(It breaks my heart to have to crop her sweet face out of this photo and rob you of her million dollar smile, but I must. She may have some challenges in this life, but summoning smiles and sharing happiness are two of her strengths!)

Note to thieves: I don't really keep the school's camera in my office.

On second thought: Thieves, if you are desperate for a 6-pound digital camera that takes FLOPPY DISKS, it's in my top drawer under the Girl Scout cookies.

On third thought: If you take the Girl Scout cookies, I will come after you.

Oh, and Young Cousin isn't the only student who made Kirsten & me smile recently. During last week's Diseases Unit, we had a worksheet where kids had to find answers in books and on computers. One question, about preventing insomnia, asked the three things doctors recommend to ward off sleeplessness--a balance of rest, recreation, and exercise. One of Mr. Tate's students, however, made up her own much more interesting answers: caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.


Other happy stuff: Did you see What Would You Do? on ABC last night? (Featuring TEXAN John QuiƱones, btw!!)

*At least FOUR of the people who intervened when an elderly person appeared unable to drive were teachers, including one big, burly guy named Aaron Shorr. (Aaron Shorr is FANTASTIC--here's hoping his students brought him apples today!) You can see a clip of the social experiment here.

*Oh, and you would have stood up and cheered at how many people refused to let a little girl go off with a stranger in a public park! Whether he looked scary or well-dressed, people of all ages put themselves in danger to save a little girl, and I have a lump in my throat just thinking about it. The economy may be in the toilet, and our politicians may act like two year-olds sometimes (when they aren't buying/trading Senate seats and influence), and it may seem like our country is going to Hell in a handbasket, but when average Americans see a child in danger, they act. At least two of the people PUT THEIR OWN BODIES between the actor playing Mr. Stranger Danger and the child actress playing the Innocent Girl Alone on the Swings. You can see that clip here.

Last happy thing? This morning at the Y, sweating and pedaling for all I'm worth on the exercise bike while watching the news, I saw a close-up of my own hands. The camera swept the crowd at a meeting I attended, focused on the speaker, scanned the crowd again, and then zoomed in on my hands as I read the packet we were given at the door. Thank goodness Falisha and I gave ourselves manicures on Valentine's Day as we watched Spaced!

Yikes. Gotta run! Church starts in SIX MINUTES!!!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Happy Birthday, Mom!

I love you with all my heart! Can't wait to see you again. (Karen and I will spoil you completely rotten!)

Have a happy birthday, Momma.

Friday, February 13, 2009

It bakes for thee.

Okay, you've seen Kirsten's present in the previous post (Karen is FURIOUS that there isn't an identical welcome mat on our doorstep, btw), but here is a present for everybody...a recipe for chocolate oatmeal cookies--Hannah & Molly's favorite.

(If you saw Bethany's recent FaceBook pics of me, you'll notice that I've put on a few pounds since last summer...and these cookies share part of the blame.)

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

2 cups whole-wheat flour
6 Tbsp. unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
1 C. butter
2/3 C. brown sugar
1/2 C. Splenda for Baking (or 1 C. sugar)
2 eggs (or 1/2 C. egg substitute)
2 tsp. vanilla extract
2 1/4 C. rolled oats (the thicker, the yummier)
1 C. chocolate chips (the darker, the better)

1. Preheat oven to 350. Grease cookie sheets or line them with parchment or silicone. Stir together the first 6 dry ingredients; set aside.

2. In a large bowl, beat the butter & sugars. Beat in the egg and vanilla. Stir in the dry ingredients, then the oats, then the chocolate chips. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto cookie sheets.

3. Bake for 8-10 minutes or until lightly browned.

4. Quickly deliver them to others...or prepare to buy larger pants.

UPDATE--6:56 a.m.: Just got home from the Y. Worked out, soaked my aching neck (killing me for three days) in the whirlpool, and showered in an almost-normal-sized bathroom. The mirrors were mounted for women who are 5' 2" (could only see my chin) and the shower nozzle was even lower than that...but it was STILL better than the criminally-tiny bathroom attached to the "master" bedroom of my house.

Let's see if I can work off some of this winter's chocolate oatmeal cookies with a new Y routine this spring!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Ask not for whom the dog barks...


...it barks for thee!

Here's Kirsten with one of her presents from Austin. (We were at capacity with the reading promotion t-shirts, so it was time to find something new and cool...and Groovy Dog in Austin had just the thing!)

Monday, February 02, 2009

Burns Supper pics...

The 2009 Burns Supper, celebrating the 250th anniversary of "the Heaven-taught ploughman!"

Happy birthday, Rabbie!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

It's a new dawn...it's a SNOW DAY...

...and I'm feeeeelin' good!

Snow Day! Snow Day! We're having a snow day!

PLANS: Finish John Flanagan's The Burning Bridge. Sip hot tea. Work on "Immortal Memory" speech & toast for this Saturday night's Burns Supper. Sip hot tea. Play with dogs until fingers are frozen...which will require lashings of hot tea.

Happy Tuesday, everybody!

PLAN UPDATE: Share Karen's amazing Apple Bread recipe with the world before we lose the tattered, splattered piece of paper stuck on the refrigerator...

Apple Bread

3 C. (plus 1 tsp.) whole wheat flour (stone ground, preferably)
1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. baking powder

3 eggs
2 C. sugar
1 C. oil
1 Tbsp. vanilla
2 C. diced apple
1/2 C. chopped nuts (pecans, preferably)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix flour (except reserved teaspoon), cinnamon, baking soda, salt, & baking powder together. Set aside. Beat eggs & add sugar & oil. Add vanilla and dry ingredients. Stir in apples. Mix nuts in reserved teaspoon of flour and add to batter. Bake in two greased loaf pans for about an hour at 350.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

It's a new dawn...it's a new day...

...and I'm feeeeeelin' good!!

Today's historic bulletin board!

Before the Inauguration, we were simultaneously connected via Distance Learning to a live correspondent on the Mall in D.C. and to students from Kenya, New York, and Michigan!

And then DURING the Inauguration, we had over 200 people in the library! After the Inauguration, we played the tape each period until the end of the day for various visiting teachers, regardless of class subject. (Kirsten and I watched the swearing-in five times today!)

And then, after school, the good folks at Reynolds delivered our NEW TABLES!!!

Workin' hard.
Lookin' good.

And then, while I was finishing up today's post, BESSIE LOU CALLED. (Could this day get any better?) She was able to watch the Inauguration at work today, even though she took a little heat for being an Obama supporter. We both agreed that Aretha was amazing, and that Joseph Lowery was, too. (Bethany thought it was funny that I was in tears all day because I'm a Huckabee-Girl-For-Cryin'-Out-Loud, but when Mr. Obama stopped and hugged John Lewis, I got chills. When Rick Warren prayed, I was moved. When Aretha sang, my heart rejoiced. When Joseph Lowery prayed, my heart skipped a beat.)

What a day...


Monday, January 19, 2009

Real Men.

Well, it should come as no surprise that Chesley B. Sullenberger III is a TEXAN! The "Hero of the Hudson" used to be Burnett Sullenberger, president of the Latin Club and president of the band council...the band in which he played First Flute, btw.

Click here to see an interview with his sister and his Denison High School yearbook. (Oh, and Denison H.S. has invited him to this year's graduation exercise AND his 40th high school reunion!)

And since we're on the topic of Real Men, here's how they hug.


Sunday, January 11, 2009

Merry Sunday!

Did you hear The Writer's Almanac on New Year's Eve? It was a particularly good one; maybe Garrison knew a lot of us would be off work and listening to NPR on December 31st. The best part was the quote by Junot DĆ­az, who said of writers: "What we do might be done in solitude and with great desperation, but it tends to produce exactly the opposite. It tends to produce community and in many people hope and joy."

YES!! Exactly! Isn't it wonderful to share a great book with friends? Like the old book club we had at Franklin. Like reading the Bible with your brothers and sisters. How my parents are currently halfway through Marley and Me right now, enjoying every page all the more because they have a new yellow Lab puppy cavorting around the house while they read it.

Some of my family's fondest memories are of READING together...or better yet, watching Dad *trying* to read Patrick McManus to us--gasping, wheezing, wiping his eyes--choking out one word at a time through his tears of laughter. (My dad's laugh is infectious, btw. While my red-headed grandmother would crack up everyone else with her shrieks and gales, my dad's laugh is even more potent, but in a different way. When Dad has to hold onto furniture, racked with nearly-silent spasms of jocularity, and all you can hear is wheezing and sputtering and gasping, you can not NOT join in. You may not even know WHY you are laughing so hard, but you have succumbed to Dad's Laugh Virus.)

Ooh, and it hasn't been all fun and games with the reading, either. Mom and Dad had us all in tears when they read that sentimental poem about the bell in the churchyard by John Godfrey Saxe, a favorite still.

Or when Karen and I creeped ourselves out listening to Rosemary's Baby on tape driving home from the Delaware shore, sandy and sunburned and scared of Satan.

Honestly, one of my family's greatest legacies will be the memories of books and reading together, each of us draped over some well-worn piece of furniture around the crackling Franklin stove, book in hand. You know that line "richer than I you can never be...I had a mother who read to me"? Yeah. That's how I feel about my parents.

To be honest, though, when Papa Keillor read the DĆ­az quote, my first thought wasn't of my family, but of poor Charlie Gibson. When he read an advance copy of The Book Thief, one of the best books ever, he was distressed because no one else he knew had read it...he had no friends with which to share and discuss this amazing work. Mr. Gibson related his quandary to the young author in an interview at:


(Go ahead. Click it. You have fast Internet, and it's an amazing interview. The author made his own dad cry and considered it revenge for all the spankings he'd received as a boy...)

RANDOM NEWS:

*I walked/ran 2.5 miles in mismatched shoes the other day...and didn't realize it until Karen and I were standing in Office Depot later that night. (She asked me to accompany her to the store and assured me that I "wasn't too stinky.")

The bad news? The people in the park must have felt sorry for the Crazy Dog Lady. The good news? I found out that the New Balance foot felt better than the Nike foot.


*Right now, at this very moment, our three dogs are doing three different things with the warm sweet potatoes I just gave them. Ben has discovered that there's more to the baked sweet potato than just licking the sweet syrup off the jacket and is tucking into the orange yumminess within. May Bee licked hers a few times and is now sitting with her back to it, guarding it. And Dolly? She's burying hers, scooping the dirt back into the hole with her delicate little nose.

I love Sundays. Sunday Baroque is on the radio, hot coffee is in my mug (HEB's Houston blend), towels are agitating in the washer, Houston's giant shoes are banging around in the dryer, I'm getting ready to fill out the church nametags, and all is right with the world.

(This week, Ms. Bradshaw had her kids do research on the Greek gods and their final step was to say which god or goddess they would most like to be. Kids who loved the ocean said Poseidon, kids who loved books said Athena, kids who want to be President someday said Zeus...but it turns out I'm Hestia, goddess of the hearth and home, who just wants to sit by the fire and let the world go by...as long as there's a book and dog nearby.)

Saturday, January 03, 2009

You're not a dog person?

Okay, it's no secret that I love Haven Kimmel and believe everyone should read her books (although perhaps Iodine is just for the truly Kimmel-addicted). Here's a quote from Iodine I liked almost as much as the one from She Got Up Off the Couch:

"I'm not a dog person, people say, I hear it all the time. Oh? Oh, you're not a dog person? Are you a zombie, an automaton, a marionette? Is it about your carpet? Your beige carpet? Or is the nuisance, the caretaking, the ritual? Is it about how you'd prefer not to be bothered, or how you find a certain level of sterility necessary in order to support your loveless marriage and your absurd career and your rapid decline and death? The death you will go to without the irritant of dog hair on that black suit, split up the back by the undertaker? Is it because you don't understand that dogs are Other, they are messengers and wild animals--they could survive just fine without us--and they are carnivores, they are dangerous, they could kill us (and do), and yet virtually all of them choose to live in harmony with us for reasons we will never understand? There is no species of mammal on earth with greater diversity: a papillon is a dog, and a Neapolitan mastiff is a dog, and a greyhound is a dog, and a mutt scavenging at the edge of a garbage heap in Calcutta is a dog..."

***
Going to sleep with my favorite dangerous carnivore beside my bed,
Kristy

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy New Year!

YUM!



Can you see Dolly's pedicure? We took Taylor's "Pittsburgh Steeler" toenail polish along to the groomer!

Happy New Year, everybody! And thanks to the Parkers and the Bushes for such great New Year's Eve parties last night...even though I didn't see midnight, I heard it was great.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

HOME!

Back in Texas, filthy and grateful and hot (it was 78 here today!) and so, so, SO tired after three straight nights of little or NO sleep. (Houston and I left Charlotte yesterday and got home today...straight through with no stopping!) Thank God for fantastic weather, not-too-horrible traffic, fun times in NC and Virginia with loving family members, delicious food, great workouts at the gym, a terrific sermon on Sunday, and great travel partners!!!! (Houston and Dolly are CHAMPION cross-country travelers.)

Pictures to come tomorrow or the next day. Or the day after that.

Off to bed to try to make up for all that lost sleep. Good night, Mama. Good night, Daddy. Good night, John Boy.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The trip so far...

I got sugar from Falisha!

She got sugar from Chris! (And The Office calendar from me!)

My eyes got a great view from Russ & Amanda Faye's condo!

My toes got a TREAT...a pedicure...while Burl Ives played on the salon stereo.
Best pedicure EVER!

Houston got hours and hours behind the wheel!

Opus got Bojangles! (Karen is simultaneously laughing and crying right now...
laughing at the inside joke Molly made about Bojangles--and
crying because she's not here to sample the 4-piece snack!)
We got TATE!

Russ got Christmas spirit!


We got PIEWORKS in Greensboro! (The "Salonika" with "burn chicken" is
the all-time best pizza ever, hands down.)
Taylor got to decorate the tree!
(Here she is putting up the Texas A&M ornament.)

I got to meet Mr. Caldwell! And see the DVD of his speech!
And meet his *adorable, feisty* wife!

Houston got to see the absolutely amazing tribute Mr. Caldwell made to the crew of the Our Belle II while a POW! Made from threads he was able to pull from Red Cross blankets and other old fabric in the camp.


We got to see the picture of our handsome Uncle Lloyd and his best friend
on the crew, Levi Frank Caldwell!

Taylor and Houston got to punch musical buildings in downtown Charlotte!

Taylor and Amanda Faye got to find out the sex of the BABY...but they're not tellin'!

Russ got to meet Old Greg!

Tonight is Christmas Eve...and tomorrow we head to Charlottesville, Virginia!!!