Monday, April 04, 2011

Puzzle people!

Didja' miss the NPR puzzle yesterday? Need your Will Shortz fix? Read on, puzzle enthusiasts, because it was my week to transcribe the puzzle. :-)

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Synopsis of
NPR Weekend Edition puzzle
David Greene and Will Shortz

2011-04-03



The Current Challenge (given 20110327):


http://www.npr.org/2011/03/27/134888910/a-step-in-the-right-direction
From puzzle writer Francis Heaney: Take the word "calm" and flip the letters A and L to get "clam." Take the last name of a film director known for using profanity, and flip two pairs of letters in place to get a word used as a substitute for profanity. Who's the director, and what's the word?


The answers were TARANTINO and TARNATION. David played a brief clip from a Tarantino movie (the famous "Royale with cheese" conversation) and asked Will if he could name the movie. Will could not come up with the title _Pulp Fiction_ and confessed he was not a fan of profanity.


The on-air players today, randomly drawn from more than 2,500 correct answers, were Jaxon and Arlene Teck of Rockaway, New Jersey. David asked this "package deal" what they did for living; Arlene replied that she writes brand names for pharmaceutical products, and Jaxon is a logistics planner. They've been playing since the postcard days. Jaxon confessed that "it's primarily Arlene who does the submitting...I just sort of watch as it goes by." David joked that Arlene does "the heavy lifting," and Jaxon agreed. Jaxon & Arlene listen to NPR on member station WNYC (FM 93.9).


Will welcomed Arlene and Jaxon, saying that today's challenge "is a good puzzle for two people." Every answer today was a familiar proverb or saying containing a word that starts with the letter T. Will gave David, Arlene, and Jaxon the T word, and they were to come up with the saying. (Some of the words had multiple correct proverbs/sayings, but Will assured them that any familiar answer "would be counted correct.") For example, if Will said TRY, the answer might be a saying like "If at first you don't succeed--try, try again."


CLUES (hints below clues; answers at the end of this synopsis):




1. THOUSAND




2. THROW




3. TURN

 4. TREAD






5. TALES




6. TWICE




7. TIME




8. THINK






HINTS:

2. The first word is "people."



3. Will said, "It's got to be a proverb or saying, though, rather than just an expression."




4. Will's answer starts with "fools."

 6. There are several possibilities, but one of them starts with the word "measure."




8. Will says, "This is so appropriate for today. Your first word is 'great.' "




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The listener challenge for next week:


From http://www.npr.org/2011/04/03/135076213/try-one-on-for-size :


Assign every letter of the alphabet a numerical value: A=1, B=2, C=3 and so forth. Think of a classic work of literature that has eight letters in its title. When the letters are given a numerical value, they add up to 35. What's the title? Clue: The title has two words.




Answers must be received by 3:00 p.m. Eastern Time on THURSDAY. One entry per person.


NPR will no longer receive entries by email.


Be sure to include a telephone number where you can be reached if you are selected as the winner.


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You might also get to this page by going to:


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Guest editor's notes from Kristy:


It's the first Sunday of the month, and that means it's my turn to type up the puzzle synopsis. HOORAY!




Serendipitous links for today:



David Greene's NPR biography page:


http://www.npr.org/people/4510160/david-greene




The Japan/Haiti photojournalism project from today's _Weekend Edition Sunday_ (audio available after 12 p.m. Eastern):


http://n.pr/fzPqT2

 ONLY for fans of Rebecca Black or Stephen Colbert:


http://n.pr/i8OkRh






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Editor's notes:

Puzzles, and contents of Weekend Edition/Sunday puzzle segment are copyrighted 2010, by Will Shortz and NPR. Reprinted here with permission.






Here's our regular monthly puzzle transcription schedule:


1st Kristy


2nd Richard


3rd Joe


4th Jerry


5th Richard








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CLUES & ANSWERS:














1. THOUSAND


("A picture is worth a thousand words.")










2. THROW


("People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.")










3. TURN


("One good turn deserves another.")










4. TREAD


(Will's answer: "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." Jaxon's answer: "Tread softly, but carry a big stick.")










5. TALES


("Dead men tell no tales.")










6. TWICE


("Measure twice; cut once." "Once bitten, twice shy." "Lightning never strikes twice in the same spot." "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.")










7. TIME


("A stitch in time saves nine." "Time will tell." "Time heals all wounds.")










8. THINK


("Great minds think alike.")














End of NPR Puzzle Synopsis.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Yes. You ARE seeing that.

Mmm hmm. Temperatures in the thirties and nineties in the same week.
And no one thinks it's weird.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Mary Oliver! Mary Oliver! MARY-PULITZER-PRIZE-OLIVER!!!

Remember a little over a year ago, when I wrote that I was ROBBED because I didn't know about the poet Mary Oliver until I was 46 years old? An ENGLISH major, for cryin' out loud, who didn't know about Mary Oliver? (Note to self: Ask ACU for a partial refund.)
http://corpuskristy.blogspot.com/2010/03/robbed.html

Well, anyway, the EXTREMELY PRIVATE Mary Oliver opens up to Maria Shriver in this month's O: The Oprah Magazine. (Side note: I have never seen Oprah's tv show. Never. Not even once. Rest assured...I am NOT from the Cult of O.) :-)
http://www.oprah.com/entertainment/Maria-Shriver-Interviews-Poet-Mary-Oliver

That's all. Less important things than poetry...like the details of my life and stuff...can wait until later.

Poetry comes FIRST.


UPDATE: For a behind-the-scenes look at the Shriver/Oliver interview, visit:
http://www.oprah.com/spirit/Maria-Shriver-Interview-Poet-Mary-Oliver-O-Magazine-Poetry-Issue

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Didja' miss the Sunday Puzzle?

I may not have time to blog recent fun adventures (school, work, taking care of Philip after he had a little outpatient surgery on President's Day, feeding cattle on his farm, taking pics of Julie in the park, etc.), but I *make* time to type up the NPR puzzle with Will Shortz once a month. 

Today it was my turn so stretch your brain below!

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Synopsis of
NPR Weekend Edition puzzle
Lynn Neary and Will Shortz
2011-03-06
 
 
The Current Challenge (given 20110227):
From Merl Reagle: Take a common girl's name that's six letters long. Change the fourth letter to the next letter in the alphabet to get another common girl's name. What names are these? 
 
 
The answers were MARSHA and MARTHA. Lynn said "You know, that seems simple when you see it--like you would get it right away...but I doubt I would have if I had tried. But we DID receive more than 1,400 entries this week." 
 
 
The on-air player today, randomly drawn from those sending in the correct answer, was John LePeau, a retired computer programmer, from Iowa City, Iowa. John says it took 10-15 minutes to solve the puzzle. He found a list of women's names, limited them to 6-letter names, and eventually found MARSHA and MARTHA. Mr. LePeau has been playing since the postcard days; he is a member of Iowa Public Radio and listens to WSEY and KSEY.
 
 
Will invited John and Lynn to play a game where they would put on HATS. Every answer is a familiar two-word phrase, in which the first word starts with HA, and the second word starts with T. For example, if Will gave the clue "a brand of tanning lotion," the answer would be HAWAIIAN TROPIC
 
 
CLUES (hints below clues; answers at the end of this synopsis):
 
 
1.   The President who said, "The buck stops here."
 
 
2.  It may hang over a rod, next to a sink
 
 
3.  Skimpy article of apparel for women
 
 
4.  Part of a mountain road where it doubles back on itself
 
 
5.  Olympic event that involves a 16-pound metal ball attached to a wire 
 
 
6.  To perform a difficult surfing maneuver 
 
 
7.  Traditional luxury wool cloth for sports jackets 
 
 
8.  Period in autumn when crops are brought in 
 
 
9.  If you constantly razz somebody, you're giving them a what? 
 
 
10. Theme song for Roy Rogers & Dale Evans 
 
 
11. Statement that isn't a lie, but also doesn't tell the whole story 
 
 
12. Responding to the slightest provocation, as a temper 
 
 
13. G.I. Joe, Mr. Potato Head, and Lincoln Logs
 
 
14.. Female Abolitionist who helped run the Underground Railroad
 
  
HINTS:
 
3. "It would be worn above the waist."   
"The T is--what's the opposite of BOTTOM?"   
"Lynn, I'm guessing you're not wearing this now."
 
 
7. Nice material for a man's sports jacket
 
 
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The listener challenge for next week:
Think of a two-word phrase that means a time long ago. Move the third, fourth and fifth letters to the end of the phrase, without rearranging those three letters, to get a new two-word phrase that means the beginning. What phrases are these?
 
 
 
Answers must be received by 3:00 p.m. Eastern Time on THURSDAY.  One entry per person.
NPR will no longer receive entries by email. 
Be sure to include a telephone number where you can be reached if you are selected as the winner. 
Entries may be made at the web page:
You might also get to this page by going to:
 
 
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Guest editor's notes from Kristy:
 
It's the first Sunday of the month, and that means it's my turn to type up the puzzle synopsis. HOORAY!
 
 
Serendipitous links for today:
 
The Iditarod begins TODAY!
 
Lynn Neary's NPR bio:
 
 
And two stories that have NOTHING to do with Charlie Sheen. (You're welcome!):
 
http://bit.ly/f3rfdf  (Loved the video.)
 
http://abcn.ws/ikmOG9  Super Granny!
 
 
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Editor's notes:
 
Puzzles, and contents of Weekend Edition/Sunday puzzle segment are copyrighted 2010, by Will Shortz and NPR. Reprinted here with permission.
 
Here's our regular monthly puzzle transcription schedule:
1st       Kristy
2nd      Richard
3rd       Joe
4th       Jerry
5th       Richard
 
 
Email us at:
Kristy Fowler gmail.com>
Richard Renner igc.org>
Jerry Miller muohio.edu>
Joe Wander gmail.com>
 
 
So email for next week's synopsis goes to Richard Renner at igc.org> .
 
 
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MAILBAG:
 
If you've been racking your brain this week, trying to solve Jerry's challenge from last week (10 3-letter body parts), you'll be 
glad to read the exchange below.
 
Joe Wander <jdwandersr@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 5:42 PM
jaw
eye
ear
arm
leg
toe
lid
pit
lip
rib
gut
lat
abs
maw
acl
tmj
 
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On Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 6:16 PM, Jerry Miller <jerry.miller@muohio.edu> wrote:
pit: arm pit
lid: eye lid
gut: hmmmm.... I have never accepted that one
lat: abbreviation
abs: same thing
maw: another word for stomach
acl: acronym
tmj: acronym

I am looking for two others.

:)
- Hide quoted text -

 
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Richard Renner <rrenner@igc.org> Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 6:21 PM

Reply-To: rrenner@igc.org
To: Kristy Fowler Joe Wander <jdwandersr@gmail.com>
Cc: Jerry Miller <Jerry.Miller@muohio.edu>
Attached are two of my files listing body parts.

Richard Renner
Kohn, Kohn & Colapinto, LLP
3233 P St., NW
Washington, DC  20007
202-342-6980, Ext. 112
202-342-6984 FAX
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Jerry Miller <jerry.miller@muohio.edu> Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 6:25 PM

Cc: Kristy Fowler  Joe Wander <jdwandersr@gmail.com>
ok, ok...

I wanted to challenge everyone to think. :)


J
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oe Wander <jdwandersr@gmail.com> Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 7:02 PM

To: Jerry Miller <jerry.miller@muohio.edu>
Cc: Kristy Fowler
Nothing like a rock drill (remember the story about the 'tis bottle?"

How about hip and gum, on the assumption that bum and ass are too colloquial? joe
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Jerry Miller <jerry.miller@muohio.edu> Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 7:25 PM
To: Joe Wander <jdwandersr@gmail.com>
You got them!

Jerry Miller

Sent from my Sprint HTC EVO.
 
***And for the complete list in one place--here's what Jerry emailed after the synopsis last Sunday morning!***
 
 
Jerry Miller <jerry.miller@muohio.edu> Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 9:18 AM
To: Kristy Fowler
Kristy,

Here are the answers for the puzzle I gave at the end of the synopsis:

The five easier ones:
1. arm
2. ear
3. eye
4. leg
5. toe

The five more difficult ones:
1. gum
2. hip
3. jaw
4. lip
5. rib (internal)


Jerry
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Huzzah for MAIL!
 
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Joe Wander suggests:
You can join Kathie Schneider's email list for accessible word and logic puzzles. To subscribe, send a blank email to:
For Team USA of the World Puzzle Federation:
 
 
 
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CLUES & ANSWERS:
 
 
 
1.   The President who said, "The buck stops here."   HARRY TRUMAN
 
 
2.  It may hang over a rod, next to a sink  HAND TOWEL
 
 
3.  Skimpy article of apparel for women   HALTER TOP
 
 
4.  Part of a mountain road where it doubles back on itself   HAIRPIN TURN
 
 
5.  Olympic event that involves a 16-pound metal ball attached to a wire HAMMER THROW
 
 
6.  To perform a difficult surfing maneuver   HANG TEN
 
 
7.  Traditional luxury wool cloth for sports jackets   HARRIS TWEED
 
 
8.  Period in autumn when crops are brought in   HARVEST TIME
 
 
9.  If you constantly razz somebody, you're giving them a what?   HARD TIME
 
 
10. Theme song for Roy Rogers & Dale Evans  "HAPPY TRAILS"
 
 
11. Statement that isn't a lie, but also doesn't tell the whole story   HALF-TRUTH
 
 
12. Responding to the slightest provocation, as a temper   HAIR TRIGGER
 
 
13. G.I. Joe, Mr. Potato Head, and Lincoln Logs  HASBRO TOYS
 
 
14.. Female Abolitionist who helped run the Underground Railroad  HARRIET TUBMAN
 
 
 
 
End of NPR Puzzle Synopsis.
 
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Happy Puzzling! Don't forget to submit your answer before Thursday so YOU can play the puzzle on the air with my next ex-husband, Will Shortz!
 

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Conference report.

Okay, this year's tech conference in Austin may have been the BEST EVER. I had a blast, learned a lot--and could see Philip in the evenings since his daughter's house was only 3 miles from our hotel! 


The keynote speaker was Leigh Ann Tuohy, the real mom from the movie The Blind Side. (Sandra Bullock won the Oscar for playing her.) Ms. Tuohy was a hoot--a true Southern Belle--and she challenged us to go the extra mile for our disadvantaged students. She said something like, "It's real easy to teach kids like Collins and S.J. who have lots going for them. It's HARD to teach kids like my son, Michael. You may have to get to school early and then stay late to tutor him. You may have to get real creative on how you grade his progress. You may have to change your lesson plans. YOU CAN DO IT. That's why you went to that fancy Teacher College!"

While her speech was filled with lots of laughs, she really made us think about the kids who don't have a home of their own...or parents who check their homework and make them take baths...or parents at all, for that matter.


The second day, as we got seated for another General Session speaker, we knew it would be different because there were 3D glasses on every seat. Professional juggler Mark Nizer kept everyone in stitches while showing off LOTS of technology.


I learned TONS about software and collaboration and book trailers, won an online database from Capstone and a book from Linworth Publishing, and even got to pose with Moby...which will make Madison's PALS class freak out! (They LOVE Moby. We do special lessons in the library with these special students, and Tim & Moby teach us about seasons, the spine and nervous system, pioneers...you name it!)
 
In another session, about free Web 2.0 tools students can use to make multimedia projects, we learned about a site called ImageChef, which lets kids do cool things with their digital photos. I used a jpg of "Brittany," a piece of art I once bought as a gag gift...but then couldn't bear to part with. (She grows on you! Or maybe just me since my entire family has begged me to send her to Boston's MOBA, the Museum of Bad Art. They have threatened to hold an "Art Intervention" to rid the house of this particular piece of "art.") So, anyway, I took an existing photo of her and inserted it into a cool, customizable frame at ImageChef to let everyone know how I feel about the Brittany Masterpiece.

Yeah! That's right! No MOBA for Brittany...

But the best part of the Austin trip was getting see Bethany after the conference! (Oh, and for the second year in a row, Tabby got to join us for lunch at Chuy's...here's hoping we can make it an annual tradition!)


One of the highlights of the weekend was bowling a 148, good enough to beat Bethany and Philip. (Bethany won the first game, I won the second game--and then we quit and turned in our bowling shoes before Philip could beat us both!) Then we went to the restaurant where Bethany works, The Cottonseed Cafe & Deli, for dinner. DELICIOUS!


Thanks to Jori, the world's best house and dog sitter, for taking such good care of May Bee while I was gone--even though I know you gave her beer and let her get on the bed...and even though you covered up Brittany, so she couldn't watch you sleep. (I came home to find a sundress covering Brittany's face!)


What a wonderful week in Austin! (Bonus photos of Austin & Bethany's landscape art below.)






Keep Austin weird...and wonderful! Be back for TCEA again next year, I hope!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Our beloved Franklin Middle School...

...lives only in fond memories now.



Thanks (sort of?) to my old boss, Ms. Ashby, for the depressing photos. 

May the students of the soon-to-be-built Myra Martinez Elementary School love their school as much as we loved ours. ("Maroon and white! Fight, fight, FIGHT!")

Monday, February 14, 2011

A TRUE Valentine.

Checks Bethany's car on February 12th...and takes care of his girlfriend when she throws her back out on February 13th. :-)

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

The good news?

 I found that lizard we used to see in the library.

The bad news? 
I found that lizard we used to see in the library.


(The ANT TRAIL gave him away...)